kermitthefrrog:

why are really good artists following me 

why are really good people following me

did you guys get lost or something

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Bad Guys: The GQ Villains by Nadav Kander

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a-girl-named-stu:

biocore:

motherfuckingfaggotbrigade:

The Armadillo Lizard (Cordylus cataphractus) is a lizard endemic to desert areas of southern Africa. It is also known as the Typical Girdled Lizard, Armadillo Girdled Lizard, Golden Armadillo Lizard, and Armadillo Spiny-tailed Lizard.

The Armadillo Lizard possesses an uncommon antipredator adaptation, in which it takes its tail in its mouth and rolls into a ball when frightened. In this shape it is protected from predators by the thick, squarish scales along its back and the spines on its tail. This behavior, which resembles that of the mammalian armadillo, gives it its English common name. This behavior may have inspired tales of the mythical creature Ouroboros.

hello beautiful ! 

I WANT ONE IT LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE DINOSAUR

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imagine if someone liked me romantically oh my god

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transitory:

#when steve harvey gets mortified at contestants and they turn out to be dead on and then his mortification redirects to america it is literally THE GREATEST THING TO EVER EXIST ON TELEVISION

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criminallyincompetent:

youarethebutt:

nicosound:

oh

wat

ok

summerotaku:

ONE OF THE BEST MOMENTS EVER!

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manonfire:

these are all me. no shame.

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phunnyneon:

dokiloki:

At first I went, “Oh, I’ll make a nice little scene with Mordin on the beach”

But then I remembered that I was in Gmod, and members of the Normandy riding a giant shark whilst Thane swims amongst a school of hanar as Mordin is watching was born instead.

And here’s the shark dance party up close:

I wonder what other people use Gmod for.

Yea this is what people pretty much use gmod for.

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vilfaras:

amidsttheraindrops:

lauranis:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

kondratskiy:

Someone Else Might Have Gotten It Wrong by ~EllenSchebor

… 

Sorry…it seems to be raining on my face.

ALL THESE FEELINGS.

HIS FACE.

THAT BRAVE FACE FACING HIS OWN DEATH.

I CAN’T.

Damn it I’m sad again.

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tornadoofpwning:

”Hey Legion, that’s some pretty spiffy armor you’ve-”

”Hold up. That’s my armor.”

”Where did you get that Legion?”

”Legion…”

”Legion. SERIOUSLY.”

….

We watched you while you were sleeping, Shepard Commander.

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laughingstation:

I thought I was sick of “Call Me Maybe” cards until I saw this.

You will laugh out loud!

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• Chances of finding fanfic 100%
• Chances of finding a good fanfic .0001%
• Chances of finding a fanfic with good plot 46%
• Chances of finding a grammatically correct fanfic with good plot .38%
• Chances of being scarred for life 949,394,932%

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